if i ever get married, i'm gonna marry the sea

For starters... well, for starters, this is Jessy, not Courtney. Also, this is not a post about how the sea is Not Hein. Although, let's face it: the sea rules. But everybody knows that. What you may not know about is the extremely unhein web comic, "Married to the Sea." It is funny. It incorporates highbrow irony with poorly executed street slang. It is vaguely Victorian. It is very offensive. It is the current sunshine of my life.

But you don't have to take my word for it. Just preview these delightful examples:













Now do the-internet-equivalent-of-running-not-walking to www.marriedtothesea.com, and read all of them... if you're over the age of 18 and nobody in your family has recently suffered from Alzheimer's or rectal cancer.

Love,
Jessy